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Limo Patrol Review

Reviewed: 2012-05-03
Quick site rank and complete review of Limo Patrol | Categories: Groupsex, Pornstar, Reality

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poor rank
Our Rating: 68/100

Quality of Content: 19/25

Purchase Value: 12/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 1/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 2/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

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Tour Promises promises hot girls taking wild rides, HD movies, full-episode downloads and access to 38 bonus sites.

My Opinion About LimoPatrol

Limo Patrol was launched in 2006. Six years later the site is still online and inside the members' area you'll find hot babes being picked up in limousines, driven around and then getting driven by thick, hard cocks. This is a site that is part of the Reality Gang pass and with it comes another 37 hardcore reality sites to whet your whistle on.

To get to LimoPatrol, or any of the sites, you'll pass through the network page which lists all the sites including others like BigSausagePizza, 2Chicks1Dick and TeenageDelinquents. However, this page is brimming with live chat and upsell links. On the Limo Patrol page there are also a number of upsells and every once in a while a live chat girl pops up in the bottom right-hand corner of the page. However, from the network page you can access the community message board, which you can't do when on a site page.

Four of the most recent episodes are featured on the LimoPatrol page along with recent videos from sites in the network, top rated episodes and most popular models. There is a list of keywords that can be accessed from the page top menu and these tags are useful for finding content within the network. When you click a tag like 'deepthroat' for example, it looks like you might be getting scenes from Limo Patrol, but since none of the movies are labelled as coming from Limo Patrol or any other site, it's not always easy to figure out which site the movies are actually from. Navigation is average at best, but could be significantly improved.

According to content dates, the network updates with a few movies every week, although I think that while the date changes I'm not sure how 'new' any of the movies are in reality. Very few of the sites update and Limo Patrol is no exception. The site launched in 2006 and had a rocky run as far as I can tell. The last update was in 2009, but in the three years that the site was updating, only 22 scenes were ever made, or so it seems.

Despite the small amount of content the site at least delivers some decent quality. There are photosets that come with every episode and although the 800x533 images aren't huge, they are very sharp. The size is perfect for viewing the timed slideshows and there are roughly 200 pictures per set. Zip galleries can be downloaded, but you won't find any higher resolution pictures in them.

Movies can be upwards of 60 minutes long. Usually there are two guys being driven around in a limousine and when they spot a chick that they like or come across a babe that happens to be hitchhiking or in need of a ride, they don't hesitate to take advantage of the situation. The babes they target are easy to pick up and they're easy in other ways as well. There is a bit of action inside the limos as the guys fondle the babes and get them topless as soon as possible. Most of the chicks give blowjobs in the back of the limousines, but the real hard action comes when the threesomes move into apartments. The camera angles are fantastic. In the limo's there are only so many types of shots you get. In apartments and on beds, the cameraman zeros in on the girls, their mouths sliding up and down cock and their wet pussies being banged.

All the videos are labelled as being HD. There are continuous streams, but when it comes to download options you only get one format and one quality per episode and the Windows Media Videos (2620kbps, 640x480) aren't exactly high definition as promised. Other sites in the network offer 1280x720 videos, but not Limo Patrol.

Final Verdict

It's not easy getting into a site that has so little content, so few video options and such average quality movies. The films are packed with hardcore action and mainly with two dicks for every chick and while the video image isn't bad, it also isn't the greatest. You do get your dollars worth from access to the entire network of 38 sites, but if Limo Patrol didn't come with so many bonus sites it would be a difficult site to recommend.

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Date Site Name Rating
2012-03-26Sawa's reviews62
2006-12-02The Best Porn64

Average score on other review sites : 63/100

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